It’s Britney, BITCH! – 2007 VMA Awards.

Don’t call it a comeback.
I’m not really sure if chunky Britney Spears’ triumphant return to the stage at the VMA Awards qualifies as a comeback. She’s been in the news too much. Not for good reasons, but, still we’ve seen a lot of her ass. However, not quite as much as in this performance, but hey… she had to do something to distract from the part that this wasn’t exactly a live live performance.
She kind of got the cold shoulder from her peers, though. Not that I’m a fan (I wore one of those “Spear Britney” t-shirts until one day it just refuse to get out of the laundry basket), but they could’ve been a little bit nicer. To be honest, most of them suck too.
It’s not like she was the only one in the room that had to battle through substance abuse problems. Or the only one who can’t sing. I’m only lukewarm on the track and the performance, but I have to say, it is very nice to see her take this big step in getting her career back on track and it’s very cool of MTV to play a role in that.

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Caught With Her Pants Down.

In the September Issue of Teen Magazine, Disney neophyte, Vanessa Hudgens, said she’s “been brought up with very good morals, and I’m not going to go out and do something I don’t want other kids to do”.
What? You mean like posing nekkid? Sorry… ordinarily, I’d never kick anyone when they were down but, I couldn’t resist. It’s all good – Disney isn’t firing her or her boyfriend, Zac Efron. It’s just late night fodder. At least she’s not out getting hammered and then making a total ass out of herself and getting thrown in jail, like other starlets.
She’s eighteen. I thought the only thing you did at eighteen was have sex. Lots of sex. Like, daily. Imagine if they’d photographed that. Now that would be funny. Whatever. If she wants to break her boyfriend off a piece and get her freak on, it’s their own business. Still, this is way more jacked up than getting caught in the basement by your parents.
Moral of our tale: Kids if your going to lock pee-pees… don’t take pictures, before, after, (and certainly not) during the deed, because they always end up on the internet, These rules apply double if you’re famous.

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Amy & Blake, Bobby & Whitney.

See, and you thought making insane amounts of money from music, being idolized by millions and having an unfettered access to whatever your little heart desired equaled a life filled to the brim with never-ending happiness. Well to put the kibosh on such fantasies I put fourth exhibit A: Amy Winehouse and her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil and exhibit B: Bobby Brown & his ex-wife, Whitney Houston.

Yesterday, Amy’s father-in-Law, Giles Fielder-Civil (please explain to me how a man can have two last names) called for a fan boycott of Amy’s music saying that his son & daughter-in-law were, basically, out of control crack addicts. This followed an incident (that the press just won’t let go of) where Blake found Amy in a drug/booze binge in a seedy hotel with a hooker and the couple put a smackdown on each other that left them both bruised and bloody.

On this side of the pond, Bobby Brown is desperately trying to maintain  hold on his former meal ticket. He has been vigorously fighting to have his divorce from ex-wife Whitney overturned all while he has a lawsuit filed against her for not allowing him visitation with their 14 year old daughter. You gotta laugh.

Maybe he can team with K-Fed on a project. Anyway…

These people all had so much going for them. it’s such a shame, I LOVE Amy Winehouse. I hope everything works out for her. Ditto for Whitney. Mr. Winehouse I can’t comment on but there’s no hope for Bobby Brown.